When it comes to modifying cars, some upgrades genuinely improve performance and style. But other misguided attempts at car customization are just pointless, tacky, or even laughable.
Get ready to shake your head and laugh at giant wings meant for flight, obnoxious neon lights, and ridiculous modifications that have no business being on vehicles.
#1 – Tinted Headlights/Taillights
Purposely reducing the amount of light output to see (and be seen) at night may be one of the dumbest mods ever. Shady aftermarket tint on headlights and taillights aims to look menacing but often induces blindness.
But even legal levels of overlays and smoked lenses often trigger fix-it tickets by obscuring lighting clarity. Beyond reduced functionality, tinted lights complicate bulb replacements. Your ride should illuminate confidence through clarity, not squinting to see and be seen through murky lighting mods.
#2 – Extremely Lowered Suspension
One impractical car mod is when owners drop their ride so low that the car literally scrapes against the ground. While a subtle drop can improve handling, some take it to the extreme, lowering their cars an inch from the pavement.
While giving your ride a ground-hugging look, it also destroys drivability as your undercarriage eats speedbumps and you get stuck on parking curbs.
#3 – Neon Underbody Lighting
Nothing screams “I make questionable life choices” like neon lights installed underneath your car. While some mood lighting can be cool inside, underbody neon belongs back in the 90s with Reebok Pumps. Sure, it might give your Civic a cyberpunk vibe, but it destroys any attempts at looking slick.
The only things glowing underbody kits illuminate are speedbumps and roadkill. So if you’re aiming to achieve the full glow-in-the-dark aesthetic of a radioactive spaceship, save your dough and just drive near Chernobyl instead. Neon underbody lighting is tacky and totally pointless.
#4 – Lambo Doors
Unless you drive a Lamborghini with actual scissor doors, dropping serious money to mod your doors to open vertically screams more midlife crisis than performance upgrade. Sure, scissor doors look slick on a Diablo, but they don’t belong on your 10-year old sedan.
Lambo door kits are notoriously janky, turning your doors into failure-prone birds of prey. Lambo doors belong on Lambos, not your project car.
#5 – Clear Turn Signals
Clear turn signals may look discreet but reduce visibility and safety. Replacing amber bulbs with transparent ones hides turn intentions from other drivers. Beyond camouflaging important directional signals, clear lenses are prohibited in most regions for compromising clarity.
While subtle lighting can accentuate style on premium rides, critical lights should highlight function, not hide it. Clear turn signals blend in when standing out matters most.
#6 – Huge Stereo/Speaker Systems That Take Up the Entire Trunk
Though massive audio systems may pump up the volume, they swallow cargo space. While quality speakers enhance your ride’s acoustics, some DIY setups go overboard.
Transforming your entire trunk into a woofer box may impress some, but it destroys utility. With barely room left for a gym bag, it’s form over function gone too far. Though the wall-rattling decibels and ground-shaking vibrations seem cool at first, you’ll likely regret losing practicality and your neighbors will hate you.
#7 – Empty Roof Top Cargo Boxes Just For Show
Donning a roof-top cargo box purely for looks hampers MPG without any added utility. While storage boxes expand hauling capacity if used properly, empty shells only add pointless drag. Beyond wasting fuel to haul useless air, they invite laughs from discerning eyes spotting their hollow hype.
Roof storage should highlight real capability, not fabricate it through visual trickery. Leave off the roof rack until it’s ready for real action.
#8 – Fake Brake Caliper Covers
Slapping decorative covers on stock brake calipers tries hard to feign performance cred. While aftermarket calipers can improve braking, fake ones are all show with no go. These slip-on shrouds aim to mimic the look of real big brake kits, but their functionless flair fools no one.
Beyond pointless aesthetics, they can reduce brake system cooling and even fall off when driving. Don’t pay for imitation embellishment that hampers your brakes. If upgraded stoppers are just for appearances, consider applying that money to real brake improvements instead of phony caliper covers.
#9 – Spiked Lug Nuts
Hollow spiked lug nuts attempt to look mean without the messy downsides. But these faux-deadly lug nut covers offer zero benefit beyond questionable style points. Though they have no puncture potential, they can still loosen and cause collateral damage to brakes and suspension.
And their imposing image draws similar legal heat in some areas. If you’re seeking style points with your wheels, invest in real alloys, not poser plastic spikes. Leave the hostile lug nut looks to movie villains’ cars, not your daily driver.
#10 – Massive Chrome Rims
Bigger is not always better when it comes to chrome rims. While larger diameter wheels can improve performance if properly fitted, some overdo it with gigantic chromed rollers that look completely disproportionate. Outsized chrome rims may gleam, but they scream tacky when dwarfing the rubber.
Beyond appearances, oversized wheels can reduce ride comfort, handling, and even fuel economy. Large shiny wheels also draw thieves. Rather than huge distracting chrome that’s all show, invest those funds into properly sized lightweight alloys that actually enhance your ride.
#11 – Non-Functional Hood Scoops
Though intended to appear aerodynamic, non-functional hood scoops are all show and no go. These cosmetic add-ons try mimicking the look of real ram air intakes that force-feed air to the engine. But without actually connecting to the air intake system, they serve zero purpose beyond questionable styling.
Plastic stick-on scoops just trigger laughter, not horsepower. If better engine breathing is the goal, save your cash for legit cold air intakes and performance upgrades that boost power. Otherwise you’re left with worthless fake vents that only vent your wallet.
#12 – Poorly Done Matte Paint Jobs
While matte paint can look incredible when done right, botched applications prove problematic. Achieving the smooth flat finish requires meticulous prep and spraying technique. But some overly ambitious do-it-yourselfers end up with blotchy, uneven coats from a rattle can.
Beyond an eyesore aesthetic, flawed matte paint lacks durability, inviting damage from swirling, UV rays, and scratches. Save your ride from being a blemished eyesore and your wallet from redos. Stick with professionally applied paint or quality wraps instead of attempting matte on the cheap.
#13 – Fake Fender Vents
Faux fender vents are arguably one of the stupidest car mods out there. They try hard to fabricate a racy look, but these phony body add-ons are useless beyond appearances.
Unlike functional vents that actually ventilate engine bays or wheel wells, fake ones are merely bolted-on wannabes. Without any real openings or ducting, they serve zero purpose other than questionable styling attempts.
Beyond appearing obviously fake from using plastic covers instead of actually cutting metal, they look tacky and can even reduce aerodynamics. Don’t pay for useless embellishments that mimic real vents. If your fenders need venting, do it right or just leave them be.
#14 – Fake Exhaust Tips That Don’t Connect To The Exhaust
Fake chrome exhaust tips act tough but literally exhaust no one. These slip-on shrouds only mimic the look of real tailpipes despite not actually connecting to the exhaust system. With no engine gases flowing through, they’re all bling with no sting.
Beyond pointless aesthetics, they can dampen real exhaust sound, potentially signaling problems. Don’t pay for non-functional decor that masks your ride’s true voice. If your car craves more aggressive-looking exhausts, spring for the real deal cat-back upgrades. Otherwise, fake tips will spot your phony status.
#15 – Spinner Rims
Wheels that endlessly spin in place may dizzy onlookers, but spinner rims serve no practical purpose. These motorized kits allow stationary wheels to rotate around a fixed hub. Originally intended to keep chromed rims clean while parked, spinners long outlived their limited usefulness.
Beyond being out of style, they reduce real-world functionality by adding weight and complexity while hampering acceleration. Unless you’re committed to perpetuating 2000s car culture sentimentality, leave spinners back in the bling era.
#16 – Huge Exhaust Tips
Oversized exhaust tips try hard to visually amplify engine power but often backfire. Massive exhaust outlets seem tough, but frequently belong to anemic engines versus high-horsepower monsters.
Like fake chrome tips, these coffee can-sized shrouds often don’t connect to real exhaust piping. They muffle true engine sound while aiming to deceive visually. Big tips don’t equate to big power. Only serious engine build-ups deserve serious-sized exhausts. Go large under the hood before going gaudy at the tail end.
#17 – Squatted Trucks
Squatting trucks for the “Carolina Squat” or “Cali Lean” is one fad that deserves the boot. This stance lifts the front end while lowering the rear, creating an awkward nose-high appearance.
Beyond looking broken, it also butchers performance by compromising weight distribution and suspension geometry. On top of it all, driver visibility is severely impaired. Because of the danger, many states have instituted bans on squatted trucks.
#18 – Exhaust Whistle Tip
Whistle tip exhausts aim to mimic turbos but usually just noise up neighborhoods. These clamp-on devices fit existing tailpipes to add a shrill whistling tone during acceleration. But their auditory assault annoys more than it increases performance.
Beyond irritating everyone within earshot, whistles can signal problematic backpressure from clogged exhausts.
#19 – Bullet Hole Stickers
Don’t shoot your ride’s style in the foot with phony bullet holes. These vinyl decals aim for danger but misfire horribly. Beyond fake gunplay being of questionable taste, stick-on perforations cheapen your ride’s look versus enhancing edginess. And ironically, real bullet damage would likely total your car versus puncture it neatly.
If creating a gritty urban look is your aim, invest in a quality wrap or paint job by a skilled shop. Otherwise, ditch the corny cosplay and aim for genuine automotive aggression through performance upgrades.
#20 – Obnoxiously Loud Mufflers And Exhausts
Eardrum-rupturing exhaust systems may seem cool, but are more nuisance than upgrade. While properly tuned exhausts enhance performance and responsiveness, overly loud setups take noise pollution too far.
Beyond annoying entire neighborhoods, outrageously loud exhausts often backfire, signaling engine issues needing tuning, not deafening decibels. On top of that, your odds of hefty fines and citations for breaking local noise ordinances increases greatly.
#21 – Overly Dark Window Tinting
While light to moderate tint levels are a great way to improve your vehicle’s appearance, overly dark windows raise risks along with style. Legal limits exist for good reason – excessive tinting dangerously reduces visibility, especially at night. But even where accepted, blackout tint screams of trying too hard versus tasteful accenting.
Beyond jeopardizing safety for imagined menace, complete light blockage ruins your ride’s exterior aesthetics. Consider balancing somewhat darker rear tints with lighter fronts for enhanced style without driving blind.
#22 – Distracting Interior LED Lighting
While tasteful interior lighting accents mood, excessive LED add-ons jeopardize focus. Though intended to enhance ambiance, overly elaborate fiber-optic constellations and colorful animated LED lights compete for driver attention. Beyond hazardous distractions, tacky rainbow light shows cheapen your ride’s refinement.
Concentrate interior LEDs within footwells and doors in one color for clean accents, not an electrified disco inferno. Your focus should illuminate driving prowess, not struggle spotting dimmer switches through a kaleidoscope of distracting lights. Ambient lighting works best when subtle, not seizure-inducing.
#23 – Headlight Eyelashes
Fringed headlight “eyelashes” aim to be quirky but are more cringey than cute. These oversized lashes may work for cartoony characters but seem out of place on real vehicles. Beyond appearing comically tacky, they can collect debris, obstruct headlight output, and violate regulations.
Eyelash accents belong on faces, not headlights. Your ride deserves mods that highlight your car’s best features tastefully, not ones that draw laughter.
#24 – Fake Rust
Purposefully weathering your vehicle with faux rust is driving flair too far. This absurd mod artificially fabricates deterioration that real rides work hard to prevent through quality paint and undercoating.
Phony rust damage cheapens your car’s appearance. Your ride deserves being taken care of, not made to look neglected for imagined “character”.
#25 – Massive Spoilers
Enormous spoilers try hard for downforce looks but often create just drag. While thoughtful rear wings and tasteful lips enhance high-speed stability, oversized shelves poorly mimic pro race car aerodynamics and make your ride look more like a giant shopping cart.
Beyond questionable aesthetics, massive spoilers increase weight, reduce fuel economy, and compromise rear visibility. Don’t overcompensate performance through comical wingspan. Bigger isn’t necessarily better.
#26 – Flashing Brake Lights
While flashing brake lights seem like visibility upgrades, they often visually overload and confuse. Designed to draw extra attention, strobing stop lamps run afoul of regulations in many areas. But even where legal, rapidly pulsating lights reduce clarity about braking status versus standard static red.
Beyond potential hazards from following drivers misinterpreting signals, flashing units wear out bulbs prematurely. Don’t camouflage your car’s intentions – effective communication is the best safety upgrade.
#27 – Fake Carbon Fiber
Stuck-on carbon fiber wraps try mimicking race ready machines but just stick out as phony. While real carbon fiber reduces weight and looks awesome on high-end performance cars, cheap plastic stick-ons just scream wannabe.
Beyond looking obviously inauthentic, fake weaves emphasize your ride’s lack of real lightweight materials and fabrication chops. Don’t showcase pretend carbon achievement through mass-produced fakery.
#28 – Fake Hood Pins
Non-functioning decorative hood pins are all for show with no extra security. While legitimate pins safely secure latches on tuned racers at high speeds, fake ones merely mimic the look without purpose.
Beyond useless aesthetics, poser pins signal shortcuts taken for questionable styling rather than real performance.
#29 – Excessive Camber (Stance)
Extremely angled camber tries hard for slammed looks but destroys functionality. While measured adjustments can slightly improve handling, excessive leans rapidly reduce tire contact, grip, steering precision, and drivability.
Beyond emphatically ruining performance, extreme cambers rapidly wear out tires and suspension components. Don’t demolish your driving dynamics chasing impractical aesthetics.
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